No offence to your friend but those BS stories used to really piss me off when I was a dub.
So when a good christian dude in Africa or somewhere is starving to death while watching his family being raped by militia and prays to god the almighty says No fuck you, there's a fella in Indiana with a big deal going down. I'm gonna help him out..his loan payments on his SUV are 2 weeks behind you know. Hope you understand.